The Free Land of Cupcake Alice is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 14.948 billion Cupcake Aliceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cupcake Alicean economy, worth 592 trillion dreams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,607 dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cupcake Alice's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cupcake Alice is ranked 259,917^th in the world and 6,258^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.